Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

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What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What for?

Because he deserved it, that's what for!"

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition