What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!