What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!