What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.