Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.