Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.