Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

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Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.