Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.