How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it?

Decepticondoms.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.