How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.