Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

What did Hermoine say when she found out she's pregnant?

Fetus Abortus!

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !