Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.