He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
Friend:
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
They briefly open one eye.
Jesus: *winks at camera*