How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...