About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Unarmed Americans.
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
A: Lightbulb What lightbulb
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
They thought she was micromanaging them!
the Seven Cs.
We don't like anything white on our land.
Poor hunters
Word,yo.
Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
Mount Rushmore.