Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

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What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill