Phone Bill Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

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Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Hump Jokes More Hump Jokes

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Roamin Jokes More Roamin Jokes

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.