Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
Answer: None it's a women's job.
Russel
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
A: You skip across the flat ones.
One is real and the other isn't.
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
A 6 pack and a potato.
