What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy