What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast