Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.