What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

Pothead Jokes More Pothead Jokes

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!