Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.