Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Why is helen keller a bad driver?

Because she's dead

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.