How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Zombee Jokes More Zombee Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees