How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Zombee Jokes More Zombee Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees