How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Zombee Jokes More Zombee Jokes

Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!