How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.