How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*