How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates