How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

Beggar you don't know !

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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.