How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.