Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.