Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.