Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

Allah-peos

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card