Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
Bernie Sanders
50 cents. That's Ludicris!
A: They're too hard to peel.
Because they're hard to iron.
Because it's good ferrous.
Smooth Operator
A smooth operator!
Incase onion rings
Take my word for it.
The Next Episode
An episode of The Biggest Loser
A HISSSSStorian.
A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.
Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".
Compound interest
Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
Red, because it runs the most.
