What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

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What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

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What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders