What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

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Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders