Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.