Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.