Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

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What do you call a muslim holocaust?

Sand Sanitizer.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!