Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

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What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle