Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

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How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus?

Tentacles.