Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

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Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus?

Tentacles.