Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

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How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.