Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.