Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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Why is a coin factory so logical?

Because it makes cents.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field