What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.