What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

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Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Disabled Person Jokes More Disabled Person Jokes

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...