What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.