Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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What did the black man get for his son on christmas?

Your bike.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

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Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.