Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

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Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

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What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

Which fairground ride is made of iron?

The ferrous wheel