Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

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What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.