Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

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What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.