What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"