Setup Jokes

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Pose Jokes More Pose Jokes

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

Important Jokes More Important Jokes

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.