How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!