How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

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What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips