Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

What do you call a small Mexican?

A paragraph.

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.