Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating