Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!