Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.