Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands