Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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A Failanx

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1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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You shoot the guys pushing it.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Turkey

What's that, turkey?

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

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Because they hate Turkey