A conundrum
Cause they would whistle on the way down
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
Neither of them are a clarinet!
Because they couldn't drum up enough support.
If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
A conundrum.