Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

North Jokes More North Jokes

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

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What's the most popular dance in Warsaw?

The pole dance.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.