Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.