What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

North Jokes More North Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.