Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

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How much does wonton soup weigh?

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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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Time to try the udder one."

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Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota